Things I Shouldn't Have Said #1

(While watching the trailer for Across The Universe)
Dad: "That song sounds like a wannabe Green Day"
Me: "You just proved how culturally inept you are."

"Yes! I'm so glad you got Transformers for your birthday! Now Optimus Prime will have someone to play with!"

"SARCASM! It's for people who pretend to have a sense of humor!"

"Whore! Get out of my seat and make me a Chicken Pot Pie!"

"Transformers and Harry Potter are equal in my mind."