Things I Shouldn't Have Said # 4

"Her Dad is so cute!"

"If you would have voted for someone other than Hilary, then MAYBE I'd get you ice cream."

"I'm prejudiced against ALL underprivileged people."

"Does anyone pretend to talk on their cell phone, when they just don't want to talk to people? Because I do."

"I lock up my kids in a basement and feed them clothes."

"I think I'm going to spend all day watching bad screamo music videos and eating foods that are white or yellow."